HEY YOU GUYS! SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN BLOGGING IN A WHILE! I LOOOOOVE HIGHSCHOOL! WOOOOHOO! :] Ehehehe, Leadership is really cool, I LOVE IT! I like my other teachers too. They're really awesome. Chi Tina, I think you would like my english teacher. Her class is super different. I'll tell you about it another time. Remind me! I almost got dumped in the trash can you guys! My friends were "hugging" me. Mhmm. I have awesome abs. I'll let you guys poke it when you visit. It's awesome. :] Ehehe. What else? Ummm...I BOUGHT A BOOK. AND IT'S CALLED "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD" and it looks yummy. I'm gonna eat it up. You guys know me. :] Oh btw, I have stopped having runny poopies. YAY! Um, what else? I got lost on the first day, but it was all good. I made tons of new friends, and I like making weird faces at them. :] They start cracking up. I think I'm gonna try out for Girl's football, badminton, track & field, and possibly softball. Miss you guys! Tell me what's happening! :]
Okay, so I saw this bird, and his name was Elmer. And i said HI ELMER. And ELMER was all like, OH MY GOSH. HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? And I said, there's a tattoo on your butt that says it! and elmer was all like, OH MY GOSH YOU LOOKED THERE? And I said, WELL I HAD TO BECAUSE SOMEONE HERE POOPED ON ME. And Elmer said, OH MY GOSH! I'M SO SORRY! I POOP ELMER'S GLUE ALL THE TIME! AND THE COW ON THE GLUE COMES OUT! and i freaked out and asked, IS THERE A COW ON MY HEAD?!!?!? And Elmer poked me and said, No, but there's one on your shoulder. So then I didn't freak out, I only hyperventilated, and I petted the cow, and said "nice doggy." Then the cow meowed and then I said woof woof and the cow went home to jump over a spoon. The End.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Current Events
Okay YOU GUYS, NOBODY TOLD ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BLADDER. Hello, YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS STUFF, with your awesome brain powers. So if I have runny poopies for a ton of days, what does that mean?!?! SAVE ME! SAVE THE WHALES!! AWHOOOO! I've decided not to go to Mitty. I am determined to get into Stanford, and I'm going to do it without Mitty. I HAVE PEE POWER. I can pee pressurize the committee into letting me in their school. It's a done deal. ;] My cousin and uncle just came in from Vietnam! My cousin is gonna be a freshman at the school I'm going to, so I'll take good care of him. I'm going on a road trip later this week, with my uncle's family. I LOVE HIS FAMILY. Uncle Ti! YAY! I can't wait! We're going to Canada, and I'm going with my cousins to Great America tomorrow.
HEY ANH QUOC, I MADE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR FOOD RIGHT?! CHI TINA, LET PEOPLE READ MY BLOG. LET MY PEOPLE GO! I AM MOSES. I CONTROL YOU WITH MY STICK THAT TURNS INTO A SNAKE. THEN IT TURNS INTO A STICK AGAIN, AND IT'S CURVY. :] I miss you guys. <3
I was wrestling with a polar bear, and then the polar bear got distracted by a mouse. Then I was amazed, and I said, "HEY, aren't elephants supposed to be distracted by mice? Not big thingys like you?" Then the polar bear said, "I"M NOT A THINGY! I AM A SHOOMBADI! AND THAT IS THE END OF IT MISTER!" And of course, I wasn't a mister at the time, so once the polar bear said mister, I ran off to get a mustache made from gold fibers and I came back and said, "I AM ROBIN HOOD!" And then me and the polar bear went off to steal nail clippers for the good people of HOLE IN THE JAR. Of course, there already was a hole in the jar, but we made an extra hole to be original. Then we delivered our nail clippers and the people thanked us with pickles. CRUNCHY. The end.
Hey, you guys know that most of my stuffed animals don't have a gender? If they want to be a boy at the moment, then they become a boy. But if they want to become a girl at the moment, then they become a girl. They switch a lot. I like my friends. They're cuddly, but sometimes I gotta ask them a lot of times what gender they feel like being for the moment. Total freedom. :]
HEY ANH QUOC, I MADE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR FOOD RIGHT?! CHI TINA, LET PEOPLE READ MY BLOG. LET MY PEOPLE GO! I AM MOSES. I CONTROL YOU WITH MY STICK THAT TURNS INTO A SNAKE. THEN IT TURNS INTO A STICK AGAIN, AND IT'S CURVY. :] I miss you guys. <3
I was wrestling with a polar bear, and then the polar bear got distracted by a mouse. Then I was amazed, and I said, "HEY, aren't elephants supposed to be distracted by mice? Not big thingys like you?" Then the polar bear said, "I"M NOT A THINGY! I AM A SHOOMBADI! AND THAT IS THE END OF IT MISTER!" And of course, I wasn't a mister at the time, so once the polar bear said mister, I ran off to get a mustache made from gold fibers and I came back and said, "I AM ROBIN HOOD!" And then me and the polar bear went off to steal nail clippers for the good people of HOLE IN THE JAR. Of course, there already was a hole in the jar, but we made an extra hole to be original. Then we delivered our nail clippers and the people thanked us with pickles. CRUNCHY. The end.
Hey, you guys know that most of my stuffed animals don't have a gender? If they want to be a boy at the moment, then they become a boy. But if they want to become a girl at the moment, then they become a girl. They switch a lot. I like my friends. They're cuddly, but sometimes I gotta ask them a lot of times what gender they feel like being for the moment. Total freedom. :]
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Stupendous: A Happy Word
I LOVE YOU GUYS! Your brain, heart, and YOUR PEE PEE! EHEHEHEHE! ME LIKE. That's what it's supposed to be right? I love you guys. :] I'm going to see my sisters tomorrow and plus also I'm going to a family friend party tomorrow! :D YAY! I was looking at my stomach while I was peeing and pooing and it was SHRINKING. Oh my goodness. That was so flippin' entertaining, I cannot..wow. Just wow. It's quite incredible. It ESPECIALLY shrinks when you poop. I bet you guys are going to look at your stomachs when you poop and pee now. :] Hey, I've been getting runny poopies for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT. Sorry, too much info, but since you both are smart people, you guys can tell me if I am going to die. Or have a living death, like my hand says ;] I've been getting stomach cramps when I poop, so I fan myself, and it feels better.:] AHAHAHA! I've been reading tons and tons and tons! Ahaha, it's nice. Hmmm...what else to say? OH! I just came back from this restaurant place with my Dad, sis, and cousin. This lady came and she was talking really loudly on the phone and when she laughed, she SNORTED! IT WAS FUNNY! And Dad made a face. Ahahahaha! It was HILARIOUS! And then we went outside and Dad flicked at some mannequins' butts. AHAHAHAHA! :] He calls them pelicans. OH THE OTHER DAY AT RAGING WATERS, MY MOM SAID TO THIS RANDOM GUY, "YOU'RE HANDSOME! I LOVE YOU!" But I don't think he heard her. Just the type of thins I would do. :] Absolutely magnificent. I want to hear about your day. Is everyone working on exams? Is everyone busy at school? I miss you all. OH HEY! I CAN PLAY THE FIRST PAGE OF LOVE STORY. :] EHEHEHE! ANH QUOC, I GOTS A NEW SONG TO TEACH YOU, OR AT LEAST ONE PAGE OF A SONG! :D
So there was this papaya, and the papaya had cramp issues. So the papaya contacted AT&T. AT&T was all like, "OH NO HONEY, YOU GOTS TO PUT ON THE SCISSOR EARRINGS FIRST." AND OF COURSE BEING MY PAPAYA, IT SAID, "NO WAY JOSE! I AM NOT GOING TO PUT ON EARRINGS! YOU SAUSAGE!" So then AT&T replied, "I am sorry sir, but I am not a sausage. I am a great ancestor of the water bottle." Of course, the papaya was amazed, and screamed, "OH MY GOSH! NO WAY! YOU...ARE...RELATED...TO...OH MY GOSH!" The AT&T person replied,, "No I'm not related to OH MY GOSH!. I am related to SHIP BAM BO!." Then the papaya fainted from surprise, shock, and amazement. Then the AT&T person started singing, "OH BABY! I CANNOT SEE YOU! YOU IS MY FIRE! YOU CANNOT KNOW! OH BABY BABY!" Then the AT&T person stupendously hung up and picked up a mouse and put it on a scanner and printed out pictures of it's PEE PEE! Anyways my dears, you must always follow your brain, your heart, and your pee.
Most Sincerely,
Your awesome cousin,
Who is typing,
Who is breathing,
Who feels like she needs to fart soon,
Who just farted,
And now it stinks,
Like papaya,
Just kidding,
Or am I?
Mun Nguyen. :]
So there was this papaya, and the papaya had cramp issues. So the papaya contacted AT&T. AT&T was all like, "OH NO HONEY, YOU GOTS TO PUT ON THE SCISSOR EARRINGS FIRST." AND OF COURSE BEING MY PAPAYA, IT SAID, "NO WAY JOSE! I AM NOT GOING TO PUT ON EARRINGS! YOU SAUSAGE!" So then AT&T replied, "I am sorry sir, but I am not a sausage. I am a great ancestor of the water bottle." Of course, the papaya was amazed, and screamed, "OH MY GOSH! NO WAY! YOU...ARE...RELATED...TO...OH MY GOSH!" The AT&T person replied,, "No I'm not related to OH MY GOSH!. I am related to SHIP BAM BO!." Then the papaya fainted from surprise, shock, and amazement. Then the AT&T person started singing, "OH BABY! I CANNOT SEE YOU! YOU IS MY FIRE! YOU CANNOT KNOW! OH BABY BABY!" Then the AT&T person stupendously hung up and picked up a mouse and put it on a scanner and printed out pictures of it's PEE PEE! Anyways my dears, you must always follow your brain, your heart, and your pee.
Most Sincerely,
Your awesome cousin,
Who is typing,
Who is breathing,
Who feels like she needs to fart soon,
Who just farted,
And now it stinks,
Like papaya,
Just kidding,
Or am I?
Mun Nguyen. :]
Friday, July 23, 2010
ACCEPTANCE LETTER
HEY YOU GUYS! I GOT ACCEPTED INTO MITTY! WUAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! Two private schools accepted me :] I rejected Notre Dame, but I might go to Mitty. Any feedback? I mean, I just got into the leadership program at EVHS, and I'm not sure I want to give that up. So should I go to EVHS or Mitty?
I LOVE YOU GUYS! MUAH MUAH MUAH! OHLALA DARLING! WE IS SO FRENCHY! LALALALALA! WE IS FRENCHY WITH KETCHUP! MUSTARD IS BAD FOR MY FRECKLES! WUAHAHAH! <3 I love you beautiful wonderful religious blog followers :]
I LOVE YOU GUYS! MUAH MUAH MUAH! OHLALA DARLING! WE IS SO FRENCHY! LALALALALA! WE IS FRENCHY WITH KETCHUP! MUSTARD IS BAD FOR MY FRECKLES! WUAHAHAH! <3 I love you beautiful wonderful religious blog followers :]
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Enthusiastic-ness
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED BRADY!
AND HE LIVED UP IN A TREE...
HE FOUND IT KIND OF SHADY...
SO HE SAID LET'S HAVE SOME TEA...
THIS MAN, HE LIKED TO MADY...
SOME ICE CREAM AND SOME PEE...
THIS MAN NAMED BRADY...
SOLD HIS ICE CREAM FOR FREE...
-AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS LEMONY...
DUN DUN DUN!
I am so ELATED! SO MANY FUN THINGS TO DO THIS SUMMER! Be Nau keeps on laughing 'cause I was laughing weird and I recorded it. I'll try to send it to you all! :] Wow, Nau just farted. It sounded weirder than Chi Tina's fart. :] Ehehehe, so I met this gorilla, and his name was Billy Bob. He started making his armpit fart and I told him, "Dude, you really need to give your armpit some tic tac." So he said, "OH YEAH?!" So I said, "YEAH PUNK." And then he put some tic tacs under his arm pit and I arranged his armpit hairs to make a tic-tac-toe outline. Then we played tic-tac-toe with the tic tacs under his armpit. :] I was the blue tic tacs and he was the green ones, AND THEN BRADY CAME, AND HE HAD YELLOW TIC TACS. Which I thought were white earlier.... :] Pumpkin squash is good for the lungs! I CANNOT WAIT TO GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN! It's HUGE! I might get lost. Uh oh. Maybe I can pee a route, and follow it...LIKE FOLLOWING THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD! And if any of you guys were wondering if I take time to think of awesome stuff to write like this, the answer is...no. It's all in the moment. I only give fresh words to you guys. JUST PULLED OUTTA THE OVEN FOLKS. OH YEAH! :] Okay, let's go to Hollywood now you guys! OR WE CAN VISIT ELMO IN ALPHABET LAND! WHEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm COLLIDING, I'M SASHAYING, I'M A BOOMBADEE! :]
AND HE LIVED UP IN A TREE...
HE FOUND IT KIND OF SHADY...
SO HE SAID LET'S HAVE SOME TEA...
THIS MAN, HE LIKED TO MADY...
SOME ICE CREAM AND SOME PEE...
THIS MAN NAMED BRADY...
SOLD HIS ICE CREAM FOR FREE...
-AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS LEMONY...
DUN DUN DUN!
I am so ELATED! SO MANY FUN THINGS TO DO THIS SUMMER! Be Nau keeps on laughing 'cause I was laughing weird and I recorded it. I'll try to send it to you all! :] Wow, Nau just farted. It sounded weirder than Chi Tina's fart. :] Ehehehe, so I met this gorilla, and his name was Billy Bob. He started making his armpit fart and I told him, "Dude, you really need to give your armpit some tic tac." So he said, "OH YEAH?!" So I said, "YEAH PUNK." And then he put some tic tacs under his arm pit and I arranged his armpit hairs to make a tic-tac-toe outline. Then we played tic-tac-toe with the tic tacs under his armpit. :] I was the blue tic tacs and he was the green ones, AND THEN BRADY CAME, AND HE HAD YELLOW TIC TACS. Which I thought were white earlier.... :] Pumpkin squash is good for the lungs! I CANNOT WAIT TO GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN! It's HUGE! I might get lost. Uh oh. Maybe I can pee a route, and follow it...LIKE FOLLOWING THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD! And if any of you guys were wondering if I take time to think of awesome stuff to write like this, the answer is...no. It's all in the moment. I only give fresh words to you guys. JUST PULLED OUTTA THE OVEN FOLKS. OH YEAH! :] Okay, let's go to Hollywood now you guys! OR WE CAN VISIT ELMO IN ALPHABET LAND! WHEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm COLLIDING, I'M SASHAYING, I'M A BOOMBADEE! :]
Saturday, July 10, 2010
A Thought
Some people are so scared to love. So scared to take risks and take chances. Too scared to go up to a stranger to say "Hi!" or smile. Hearts are made for loving. They're not made for you to keep in. Hearts are made to be thrown out there to enjoy sunshine, loving, living. Hearts aren't made to be secluded, or alone. I'd rather give my heart out everyday than keep it inside for the rest of my life; gathering dust.
Thank you my religious follower, we shall get bindis together.
Hey you guys, I just kind of...nevermind. But it sucks. Ask me if you want, but I don't want to post it.
I'm gonna write a story. Hope it gets published. :D Then I can knock something off my life list.
Anh Quoc, project phao?
Sorry for the lack of energy, it's guilt's fault.
Hey you guys, I just kind of...nevermind. But it sucks. Ask me if you want, but I don't want to post it.
I'm gonna write a story. Hope it gets published. :D Then I can knock something off my life list.
Anh Quoc, project phao?
Sorry for the lack of energy, it's guilt's fault.
Friday, July 9, 2010
What I See While Taking A Dump-oo
SOMEBODY SAVE ME! THE CANTALOUPES! THE CANTALOUPES! THEY ARE ATTACKING MY LARGE INTESTINE! HELPPPPP! Fan turns on. Great, just great. Instead of saving me, you decide to save your poor selves and TURN ON THE FAN SO MY CANTALOUPE POOP SMELL WON'T GET ON YOUR CLOTHES. GREAT, JUST GREAT. GET A CAN OF LYSOL WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. Dude, I was just kidd- AHHHHHH!!!!!! OH MY GOSH! AWAY FROM THE FACE! DO NOT TOUCH THE FACE! YOU WILL RUIN MY *AHEM* SIDE VIEW. GET AWAY FROM ME! SPRAY ON YOUR OWN FACE! PEOPLE THESE DAYS! Yeah, go get a box while you're at it. That's right, I TOLD YOU TO GET A BOX. STUFF YOURSELF IN IT! STUFF YOURSELF! BE A TURKEY. GOBBLE. GOBBLE. GOBBLE. WUAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, go get a dragon, turn yourself into Martin Luther King Jr. Ride that dragon and tell everyone 'bout your dream. You know you want to. Oh my gosh, you're turning into a feminist now. JOIN ME! WE SHALL BECOME ROUND TABLE. WUAHAHAHAHA! Take that Julius Caesar! BAM! Now what? YOU CAN'T GO TO THE BEATLES! THEY HAVE CARS! THEY'RE GONNA GO VROOM VROOM AND YOU CAN'T 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE CARS! YOU ONLY HAVE A PRINTER! HA! HA! HA HA! OH YEAH! I WENT THERE! TWO HA'S! WUAHAHAHA! YOUR PRINTER DOESN'T EVEN HAVE COLORED INK! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?! HUH?! HUH?! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU GO ON HOME! OH NO IT'S OUT OF THE PARK! Okay, I'm done for now. >:D *spooky smile* for now....EHEHEHEHE
Monday, July 5, 2010
Scribbling
Munny and the Platypus:
Platypus: OMG. LIKE LIKE I HAVE WARM BLOOD BUT I LAY EGGS! OHMYGOSH!
Munny: OH YEAH?! I HAVE WARM BLOOD AND I DON'T LAY EGGS!
Platypus: Yeah right.
Munny: Well...I just lay eggs once in a while.
Platypus: AHA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
Munny: Yeah, I lay eggs on your dictionary!
Platypus: OH! IS THAT WHY IT'S CALLED WEBSTER DICTIONARY!?
Munny: You betcha. ~_~
Platypus: We should totally like turn that into a silly band.
Munny: OH YEAH! WE SHOULD! BUMBLE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE TUNA!
Platypus: OOLALA! Did you know I was french? That's why I'm so exotic.
Munny: Wow, you just put me on the endangered list.
Sorry you guys, I couldn't help being random. Try to make sense of it? :] Ahahaha, I'm playing scrabble with Nau right now. ;D
I SAW MY HALF SISTERS AND MY NIECE AND NEPHEW TODAY! AHHHH! I'm so happy! I missed them so much! Chi Hai looks almost exactly like me, and she always freaks out when she sees me. It's so funny. :] It is sort of creepy how we look really alike, but she did her eyebrows and I didn't. But our eyebrows STILL LOOK THE SAME! IS THAT CRAZY OR WHAT?! Ahahaha, it's so awesome! Jason and Skyler are so adorable! I love them! We played ninja together, and our sisters started cracking up so much! It's their new favorite game. :] I love them. :D
Kumon tomorrow! Can't wait ish. Barbecue the other day was pretty fun. Swam a lot. Don't know what else to say. Sorry you guys. ;D
Platypus: OMG. LIKE LIKE I HAVE WARM BLOOD BUT I LAY EGGS! OHMYGOSH!
Munny: OH YEAH?! I HAVE WARM BLOOD AND I DON'T LAY EGGS!
Platypus: Yeah right.
Munny: Well...I just lay eggs once in a while.
Platypus: AHA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
Munny: Yeah, I lay eggs on your dictionary!
Platypus: OH! IS THAT WHY IT'S CALLED WEBSTER DICTIONARY!?
Munny: You betcha. ~_~
Platypus: We should totally like turn that into a silly band.
Munny: OH YEAH! WE SHOULD! BUMBLE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE TUNA!
Platypus: OOLALA! Did you know I was french? That's why I'm so exotic.
Munny: Wow, you just put me on the endangered list.
Sorry you guys, I couldn't help being random. Try to make sense of it? :] Ahahaha, I'm playing scrabble with Nau right now. ;D
I SAW MY HALF SISTERS AND MY NIECE AND NEPHEW TODAY! AHHHH! I'm so happy! I missed them so much! Chi Hai looks almost exactly like me, and she always freaks out when she sees me. It's so funny. :] It is sort of creepy how we look really alike, but she did her eyebrows and I didn't. But our eyebrows STILL LOOK THE SAME! IS THAT CRAZY OR WHAT?! Ahahaha, it's so awesome! Jason and Skyler are so adorable! I love them! We played ninja together, and our sisters started cracking up so much! It's their new favorite game. :] I love them. :D
Kumon tomorrow! Can't wait ish. Barbecue the other day was pretty fun. Swam a lot. Don't know what else to say. Sorry you guys. ;D
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Munny in the House
So today, I spent all of my time in the house. CLEANING! Can you believe it? I'm almost done too! AHHH! Holy smokeroos. Well yeah. Looked at some photo albums with Nau and my Mom and WE SAW CHI TINA WITH CURLY HAIR AND ANH QUOC...WELL LOOKING MONKEY LIKE! AHHAAHHAHAHA! YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE! :] Eh, nothing super duper exciting...EXCEPT A BARBECUE ON SATURDAY! YAAYAYAYAYA! Chi tina are you coming?
Munny in the North Pole:
I'll write later. I'm too tired. *Sorry you guys* in a Munny accent. ;D ....SHOULD I? Jeez, I feel guilty now. 'Cause I'm supposed to make you guys SMILE. Whatever
Okay, so I was going absolutely BOINKERS 'CAUSE GUESS WHERE I WAS?! THAT'S RIGHT! IN THE NORTH POLE! BINGO! JEAPORDY! BALD MEN WITH BEARDS! alright, so...I was just chillin' (ahaha, get it? chillin' in the north pole? AHAHAHAHHAHAHA) and all of a sudden, I saw this tomato poking out of the ground. It wasn't any normal tomato either..it was...GIGANTIC! LIKE THE SIZE OF TWO BILLION SAUSAGES COMPRESSED TOGETHER! AND I SAID "HOLY SMOKEROOS! I'M NOT GOING HUNGRY TONIGHT!" So I turned into a potato tortilla and then a pickle and then a bottle of hand sanitizer and I shidoodled my way over to that big tomato. Then when I got to the tomato, I squirted myself (BOOM, FART NOISES! POW POW POW! MACHINE GUNS! EHEHEH! VIOLENT FARTING!) and cleaned that tomato, but then it started jiggling....OH MY GOODNESS, I JUST HAND SANITIZED SANTA CLAUS' BUTT! EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Then I started running like CRAZY! LIKE LIKE LIKE AN ENCHILADA RUNNING AWAY WHEN A CHIHUAHUA IS CHASING AFTER IT! HOLY CRACKERS! I GOT SCARED! AND SANTA CLAUS WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR HAND SANITIZING MY BUTT! WERE YOUR HANDS EVEN CLEAN?!!?" Okay, The end!
P.S. Next story Munny and the platypus
Munny in the North Pole:
I'll write later. I'm too tired. *Sorry you guys* in a Munny accent. ;D ....SHOULD I? Jeez, I feel guilty now. 'Cause I'm supposed to make you guys SMILE. Whatever
Okay, so I was going absolutely BOINKERS 'CAUSE GUESS WHERE I WAS?! THAT'S RIGHT! IN THE NORTH POLE! BINGO! JEAPORDY! BALD MEN WITH BEARDS! alright, so...I was just chillin' (ahaha, get it? chillin' in the north pole? AHAHAHAHHAHAHA) and all of a sudden, I saw this tomato poking out of the ground. It wasn't any normal tomato either..it was...GIGANTIC! LIKE THE SIZE OF TWO BILLION SAUSAGES COMPRESSED TOGETHER! AND I SAID "HOLY SMOKEROOS! I'M NOT GOING HUNGRY TONIGHT!" So I turned into a potato tortilla and then a pickle and then a bottle of hand sanitizer and I shidoodled my way over to that big tomato. Then when I got to the tomato, I squirted myself (BOOM, FART NOISES! POW POW POW! MACHINE GUNS! EHEHEH! VIOLENT FARTING!) and cleaned that tomato, but then it started jiggling....OH MY GOODNESS, I JUST HAND SANITIZED SANTA CLAUS' BUTT! EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Then I started running like CRAZY! LIKE LIKE LIKE AN ENCHILADA RUNNING AWAY WHEN A CHIHUAHUA IS CHASING AFTER IT! HOLY CRACKERS! I GOT SCARED! AND SANTA CLAUS WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR HAND SANITIZING MY BUTT! WERE YOUR HANDS EVEN CLEAN?!!?" Okay, The end!
P.S. Next story Munny and the platypus
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Munny in the Bitter City
Okay, time to help Chi Tina! So many posts today! :] MUNNY MUNNY HA HA. MUNNY IN A RUMBLE. MUNNY IN THE..IN THE...IN THE POOPOO! WHEEE! Oh right, sorry Chi Tina. I got a tad carried away.
Okay, ideas..hmm....
What is there's a dog that says meow. Or a chicken that says gaga. Maybe there's a girl that has boxers on and she points at the button and says "WARNING: THAT'S NOT FOR AIR VENTILATION" How 'bout a fire extinguisher with jumbo shrimp inside. OH MY GOODNESS! OOMPALOOMPAS WITH TAMALES!!! YEAHH!!!!! OH! A FORTUNE TELLER READING SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND, AND ASKS, "HEY WHERE IS YOUR SUCCESS LINE?!" HOW 'BOUT A GIRL OR A BOY LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND HAPPY TO SEE WHAT THEY SEE?! HOW 'BOUT A PIECE OF SOAP THAT SAYS, "I DISLIKE IT VERY MUCH WHEN SOAP GETS IN MY MOUTH." HOW 'BOUT A ZOMBIE WITH A GIRLFRIEND. OR A GIRLFRIEND TELLING HER BOYFRIEND THAT HE SMELLS LIKE SAUSAGES?! You want more? Ask me. ;D
Okay, ideas..hmm....
What is there's a dog that says meow. Or a chicken that says gaga. Maybe there's a girl that has boxers on and she points at the button and says "WARNING: THAT'S NOT FOR AIR VENTILATION" How 'bout a fire extinguisher with jumbo shrimp inside. OH MY GOODNESS! OOMPALOOMPAS WITH TAMALES!!! YEAHH!!!!! OH! A FORTUNE TELLER READING SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND, AND ASKS, "HEY WHERE IS YOUR SUCCESS LINE?!" HOW 'BOUT A GIRL OR A BOY LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND HAPPY TO SEE WHAT THEY SEE?! HOW 'BOUT A PIECE OF SOAP THAT SAYS, "I DISLIKE IT VERY MUCH WHEN SOAP GETS IN MY MOUTH." HOW 'BOUT A ZOMBIE WITH A GIRLFRIEND. OR A GIRLFRIEND TELLING HER BOYFRIEND THAT HE SMELLS LIKE SAUSAGES?! You want more? Ask me. ;D
Munny in the Boing Boing!
FIRST OFF: CONGRATULATIONS CHI TINA! LET'S BOUNCE ON TOILETS TOGETHER! BOING BOING BOING! ehehehe. Oh no! You're not supposed to fall in the toilet Chi Tina!!! ;D ..Man, you're wetter than Anh Ti when I drenched him in water. AHAHAHA! SUCKER!
SECOND OFF: YOU BET my randomness could cure cancer! Next thing you know, I'll get a Nobel Peace Prize for CURING CANCER! LIFE LIST TIME!
THIRD OFF: Thank you, you guys (in a Munny accent). I love you two. :]
FOURTH OFF: Chi Tina, of course I will help you with your bitter city project. ;D I got tons of ideas. ^__^
Alright, now my excitedness tinglys deflated enough for me to talk about Ninja Munny vs. The Peas. Alright. So I was wearing a BEE-YOO-TI-FUL beehive on my head and I was licking the scrumptious honey just drooling around me. And all of a sudden, MR. AND MRS. POTATO HEADS' KIDS WENT UP TO ME! Those peas got out of..of...OF THEIR ZIPPY SLEEPING BAG AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE, WE GOTTA HAVE THE HONEY 'CAUSE WE'RE ROUNDDD! And I said, "NO WAY JOSE! YOU GOTTA PASS MY APPLE JUICE CANAL TO MAKE IT!" SO THEN SO THEN SO THEN I took out my pair of boxers from the picnic basket, UNBUTTONED THE "AIR VENTILATION" PART AND OUT POPPED AN APPLE JUICE CANAL! Then the Peas said, "WHOA BABY!" And I said, "NO! NO! NO! NOT WHOA BABIES! IT'S WHOA MAMAS!" Then they shidoodled up to my canal and were like, "NEVERMIND. LOLZ. LOLZ. LOLZ." Then I said, "WUAHAHAHA!" and ran away. The End.
My Day:
So, I woke up. Then I checked my e-mail and LEADERSHIP ACCEPTANCE! :] Weeheehee. :] You like my new word? I started bouncing and screaming and jumped with Nau and ran to my Mom and screamed and went on the phone and told my dad and laughed and BOINGED ALL OVER THE PLACE. Then crammed in Geometry from "Geometry for Dummies". Then went to Kumon to register, got homework, and went home and here I am. Not too much today. Mostly math, math, math. My head's going to burst...like starbursts...like the yellow ones...MADE OUT OF PEE! STARBURST PEE! EHEHEHEHE! SOLD AT STARBUCKS. Oh how I love you imagination. :]
P.S. Next story: Munny and the North Pole
SECOND OFF: YOU BET my randomness could cure cancer! Next thing you know, I'll get a Nobel Peace Prize for CURING CANCER! LIFE LIST TIME!
THIRD OFF: Thank you, you guys (in a Munny accent). I love you two. :]
FOURTH OFF: Chi Tina, of course I will help you with your bitter city project. ;D I got tons of ideas. ^__^
Alright, now my excitedness tinglys deflated enough for me to talk about Ninja Munny vs. The Peas. Alright. So I was wearing a BEE-YOO-TI-FUL beehive on my head and I was licking the scrumptious honey just drooling around me. And all of a sudden, MR. AND MRS. POTATO HEADS' KIDS WENT UP TO ME! Those peas got out of..of...OF THEIR ZIPPY SLEEPING BAG AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE, WE GOTTA HAVE THE HONEY 'CAUSE WE'RE ROUNDDD! And I said, "NO WAY JOSE! YOU GOTTA PASS MY APPLE JUICE CANAL TO MAKE IT!" SO THEN SO THEN SO THEN I took out my pair of boxers from the picnic basket, UNBUTTONED THE "AIR VENTILATION" PART AND OUT POPPED AN APPLE JUICE CANAL! Then the Peas said, "WHOA BABY!" And I said, "NO! NO! NO! NOT WHOA BABIES! IT'S WHOA MAMAS!" Then they shidoodled up to my canal and were like, "NEVERMIND. LOLZ. LOLZ. LOLZ." Then I said, "WUAHAHAHA!" and ran away. The End.
My Day:
So, I woke up. Then I checked my e-mail and LEADERSHIP ACCEPTANCE! :] Weeheehee. :] You like my new word? I started bouncing and screaming and jumped with Nau and ran to my Mom and screamed and went on the phone and told my dad and laughed and BOINGED ALL OVER THE PLACE. Then crammed in Geometry from "Geometry for Dummies". Then went to Kumon to register, got homework, and went home and here I am. Not too much today. Mostly math, math, math. My head's going to burst...like starbursts...like the yellow ones...MADE OUT OF PEE! STARBURST PEE! EHEHEHEHE! SOLD AT STARBUCKS. Oh how I love you imagination. :]
P.S. Next story: Munny and the North Pole
MUNNY IN THE HAPPYLAND!!!!
AHHH! SORRY BUT I'M TOO EXCITED TO CONTINUE THE POST FROM YESTERDAY ABOUT ME VS. THE PEAS!!! BUT GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?!?!?! I GOT ACCEPTED INTO LEADERSHIP! HECK YES!!! AHHH!!! I JUST GOT THE E-MAIL RIGHT NOW AND I'M GOING TO LEAVE SOON SO I CAN JUMP ALL OVER THE HOUSE!!! BOING BOING BOING! I'LL MAKE TIGGER PROUD!!! :D
MUCH LOVE ALWAYS,
MUNNY MUNNY HAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWUAHAHAHAHWUAHAHHAAWUWUHAHAHAHA
MUCH LOVE ALWAYS,
MUNNY MUNNY HAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWUAHAHAHAHWUAHAHHAAWUWUHAHAHAHA
Monday, June 28, 2010
Munny in the Comeback? :D
Okay, where was I? OH YEAH! Switzerland and chocolate and "borrowing" (;D) and OOMPALOOMPAING! Alrighty folks. So I was strolling along Gumdrop Lane (they're not really gumdrops, they're jumbo shrimp balls in fire extinguishers) and all of a sudden A DELICIOUS SMELL LIKE CANTALOUPE WHEN YOU POOP IT OUT REACHED MY NOSE! Oh my goodness, I couldn't resist finding out who the poor fellow was that ate a cantaloupe and then poopied it out. EHEHEHEHE (Chi Tina is probably going "GROSS!!!"). So then I followed the smell and then my bangs shot up LIKE ACCORDION SNAKES and then they went like "WHOA BABY!" 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT I SAW?! I saw a delectable, huge, fantabulous, WAY WAY WAY WAY TALLER THAN ME x INFINITY, BUILDING MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE! SO THEN I DELIGHTED IN MY DISCOVERY WITH MY TALKING BANGS AND WE LOOKED LIKE THIS: O___O. BUT WITH A SMILE AND WE KEPT ON SAYING "WHOA BABY!". THEN I couldn't help it, so I "borrowed" an itsy bitsy piece of the chocolate on the building and I started running away. But all of a sudden an oompaloompa came running out WHICH WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR BECAUSE I WAS OFF NINJA DUTY. GEE WHIZ. PISH POSH. POKE! And then we started RUNNING but that oompaloompa was FAST. So I boinked the oompaloompa with my tamale (in my pocket at the time). See, a fact that a lot of people do not know is that oompaloompas absolutely ADORE tamales! That's why their heads are so pointy. Well anyways the oompaloompa got distracted and I ran safely away. ;D
My Day:
Being at Hana and Hailey's was pretty fun...except for we had to be extra extra quiet for baby Hayden to sleep. So last night we watched "Princess and the Frog" and that movie is PLAIN AWESOME! Then we went to sleep. Then we woke up and found out I kicked a lot of toys to the ground "by accident". IT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT. I was practicing my ninja moves. Never enough practice. Psh. Well after that, we ate cereal and watched Disney for a bit. Then, Nau taught Hailey and I taught Hana (out of these workbook thingys). After those thing a ma booobers (BOO-BEES; EHEHEHEHE) we hung out in the room 'cause we were supposed to be quiet. Then we came out and played with the car and the whole family came out and we were like WHOOO! AND ME AND HANA RODE ON ONE BIKE AND WE WOULD LEAN TO TURN. SO I CAME UP WITH:
Me: We lean like what?!
Hana: LIKE A LEAN CHICKEN!
TOGETHER: WOOHOO!
Always time to spice up turns. We lean like a chicken. ;D All improv right there. 100%. :] Then Mommy picked us up, gave her a kissy (like you Anh Ti!) and then we went home and here I am.
Replies:
CHI TINA IN THE POTTY! <3 (you have to admit that has a nice ring to it)
EHEHE! ANH TI YOU ATE EVERYTHING!? DID YOU EAT THE WATER FILTER?! I HEARD THAT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS! NO NO NO! SAVE THAT GOODY FOR EXAMS! SAVE IT!
I love you all. <3 :]
P.S. Next story: The Ninja Munny vs. The Peas
My Day:
Being at Hana and Hailey's was pretty fun...except for we had to be extra extra quiet for baby Hayden to sleep. So last night we watched "Princess and the Frog" and that movie is PLAIN AWESOME! Then we went to sleep. Then we woke up and found out I kicked a lot of toys to the ground "by accident". IT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT. I was practicing my ninja moves. Never enough practice. Psh. Well after that, we ate cereal and watched Disney for a bit. Then, Nau taught Hailey and I taught Hana (out of these workbook thingys). After those thing a ma booobers (BOO-BEES; EHEHEHEHE) we hung out in the room 'cause we were supposed to be quiet. Then we came out and played with the car and the whole family came out and we were like WHOOO! AND ME AND HANA RODE ON ONE BIKE AND WE WOULD LEAN TO TURN. SO I CAME UP WITH:
Me: We lean like what?!
Hana: LIKE A LEAN CHICKEN!
TOGETHER: WOOHOO!
Always time to spice up turns. We lean like a chicken. ;D All improv right there. 100%. :] Then Mommy picked us up, gave her a kissy (like you Anh Ti!) and then we went home and here I am.
Replies:
CHI TINA IN THE POTTY! <3 (you have to admit that has a nice ring to it)
EHEHE! ANH TI YOU ATE EVERYTHING!? DID YOU EAT THE WATER FILTER?! I HEARD THAT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS! NO NO NO! SAVE THAT GOODY FOR EXAMS! SAVE IT!
I love you all. <3 :]
P.S. Next story: The Ninja Munny vs. The Peas
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Munny in the Jungle
Okay, so as I said in the post before, I was kicking Captain Crunch's butt, BUT (ahaha butt followed by but EHEHEHEHE) GUESS WHO HAD TO SPOIL THE FUN?! THE DARN TRIX RABBIT AND THE DARN KIDS THAT ALWAYS STALK HIM. :[ "No silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!" You know what kids? I'll get that Lucky Charms leprechaun to chase YOU and see how YOU feel being chased. Geez. Well anyway, after that I just went back home. All it takes is a rabbit and stalker kids to ruin your fun. Sheesh. Went home and when I woke up, WORLD CUP WAS ON!!!! Poor Beckham. You poor fellow. Couldn't join in the fun with your red uniform buddies. Had fun screaming with Mom and Dad. I also cheered on the inside because some of those soccer players had EXTREMELY wonderful noses. I just love the structure and how the green grass just really brings out their NOSE. Ehehe, I wonder what they look like when they pick their nose....Does their nose get bigger after that? Hmmmm. After, me and Nau washed the car. WHEEEEEEEE!!!!! Great fun. Soaped up the car really good and "accidentally" sprayed Nau with the hose. :] After that, Dad came home with PHONES TO CLEAN! YAY! That was exciting. Used the toothbrush to get the stubborn dust particles out, so on so forth. Very complicated process. After that, I ate and worked on some Geo. Then took a mini nap with Nau and woke up to go the market with Mommy. Then came home ate took a shower AND HERE I AM! Missing everyone! I'm glad I made you smile Chi Tina, and Anh Quoc admit it. I bet I made you crack up. :]
P.S. I'm headed off to a sleepover at Hana's house soon! GET READY TO RUMBLE WITH THE CHICKENNSSS!
P.S. 2 This time, I went to Switzerland and stole chocolate. Then I came running back home and of all people, an oompaloompa was chasing me. Great, just great. Tell more soon! :]
P.S. I'm headed off to a sleepover at Hana's house soon! GET READY TO RUMBLE WITH THE CHICKENNSSS!
P.S. 2 This time, I went to Switzerland and stole chocolate. Then I came running back home and of all people, an oompaloompa was chasing me. Great, just great. Tell more soon! :]
Saturday, June 26, 2010
So Today...
Was pretty productive. Chi Tina drove me and Nau home. Then, I took a shower. OH SHOWER! HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU SO! And then I ate breakfast and OH MILK! MY BEAUTIFUL BRAIN JUICE! I drank quite a bit. I think I relaxed for a bit before running a mile. Well...I walked the last part. My stomach cramps got too bad. Eh, oh well. After that, watched soccer with Ma Hai! AHHHHH! WE SCREAMED SO MUCH! And we also jumped from the sofa and yelled and jumped. Oh Donovan, I love your shiny head. It is absolutely adorable. Plus you're a good kicker. I wonder if your legs are as shiny as your head. Your forehead is quite an eye boggler. Ah, calloo callay. You think we were immature? Oh pish posh. I'll immature your butt. Wait that didn't make sense. Maybe I should get a piece of toilet paper and say "OH MY GOSH...NO WAY KEN! THIS IS CHARMIN'!" AND THEN I could act like the red and blue bear and wipe the toilet paper on my butt and not get any paper left behind. Well anyways, later on me and Nau went to Kumon to take this test. I did not like it AT ALL. It made my brain hurt. Sigh. So now, I chillaxed with my baby Zing a bit. Oh Zing, your strings are so...Zing? Ahahaha, I love my poetic attempts. My to-do list so far: Finish "Geometry for Dummies" / Get started on project phao (AHEM ANH TI) / Knock things off my life list / Clean up my room. That's it folks. EHEHEHEHE. :]
P.S. I also kicked some Captain Crunch butt today. His butt actually makes a crunching sound when you kick it. Gasp my friends, gasp.
P.S. I also kicked some Captain Crunch butt today. His butt actually makes a crunching sound when you kick it. Gasp my friends, gasp.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Dear Anh Ti,
You wish that your sonic boom of a fart would be able to beat my watery farts. Bring it on. My fart powered jet boat will beat your sonic boom airplane any day. :] Hope you have fun....LEARNING! SUCKER!!!! Ahahaha. You shall be missed.
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