Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Munny in the Bitter City

Okay, time to help Chi Tina! So many posts today! :] MUNNY MUNNY HA HA. MUNNY IN A RUMBLE. MUNNY IN THE..IN THE...IN THE POOPOO! WHEEE! Oh right, sorry Chi Tina. I got a tad carried away.
Okay, ideas..hmm....

What is there's a dog that says meow. Or a chicken that says gaga. Maybe there's a girl that has boxers on and she points at the button and says "WARNING: THAT'S NOT FOR AIR VENTILATION" How 'bout a fire extinguisher with jumbo shrimp inside. OH MY GOODNESS! OOMPALOOMPAS WITH TAMALES!!! YEAHH!!!!! OH! A FORTUNE TELLER READING SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND, AND ASKS, "HEY WHERE IS YOUR SUCCESS LINE?!" HOW 'BOUT A GIRL OR A BOY LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND HAPPY TO SEE WHAT THEY SEE?! HOW 'BOUT A PIECE OF SOAP THAT SAYS, "I DISLIKE IT VERY MUCH WHEN SOAP GETS IN MY MOUTH." HOW 'BOUT A ZOMBIE WITH A GIRLFRIEND. OR A GIRLFRIEND TELLING HER BOYFRIEND THAT HE SMELLS LIKE SAUSAGES?! You want more? Ask me. ;D

3 comments:

  1. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Think my favorite is the soap that hates to get soap in its mouth! Can you write an intro to Bitter City? ahahaha I'll start you finish:

    "Welcome to Bitter City..."

    hahahaha

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  2. what about a monkey mouse? u know, the monkey i drew in Nau's bday card that looks like a mouse cuz of its big ears... :]

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  3. there's an article in the June 14, 2010 Time magazine about Silly Bandz... lol. some schools are banning these silly rubber bands b/c kids are too obsessed w/ them. isn't it funny? i mean, i don't see any harm in this cute funky blood blocking (if u have big bones, or just plain obese) rubber bands- they're too expensive to be used to shoot at your classmate, they don't make sounds in a quiet classroom...

    school officials are unintentionally doing Silly Bandz a big favor by promoting its brand. like any other hypes, kids will just gonna be bored of those silly bandz by next school year or so and those kids will end up w/ a bunch of expensive rubber bands and might just then use them to tie cereal bags, hair, or shoot each other with... (just not my lobster and mermaid).

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