Current Events

Okay YOU GUYS, NOBODY TOLD ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BLADDER. Hello, YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS STUFF, with your awesome brain powers. So if I have runny poopies for a ton of days, what does that mean?!?! SAVE ME! SAVE THE WHALES!! AWHOOOO! I've decided not to go to Mitty. I am determined to get into Stanford, and I'm going to do it without Mitty. I HAVE PEE POWER. I can pee pressurize the committee into letting me in their school. It's a done deal. ;] My cousin and uncle just came in from Vietnam! My cousin is gonna be a freshman at the school I'm going to, so I'll take good care of him. I'm going on a road trip later this week, with my uncle's family. I LOVE HIS FAMILY. Uncle Ti! YAY! I can't wait! We're going to Canada, and I'm going with my cousins to Great America tomorrow.

HEY ANH QUOC, I MADE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR FOOD RIGHT?! CHI TINA, LET PEOPLE READ MY BLOG. LET MY PEOPLE GO! I AM MOSES. I CONTROL YOU WITH MY STICK THAT TURNS INTO A SNAKE. THEN IT TURNS INTO A STICK AGAIN, AND IT'S CURVY. :] I miss you guys. <3

I was wrestling with a polar bear, and then the polar bear got distracted by a mouse. Then I was amazed, and I said, "HEY, aren't elephants supposed to be distracted by mice? Not big thingys like you?" Then the polar bear said, "I"M NOT A THINGY! I AM A SHOOMBADI! AND THAT IS THE END OF IT MISTER!" And of course, I wasn't a mister at the time, so once the polar bear said mister, I ran off to get a mustache made from gold fibers and I came back and said, "I AM ROBIN HOOD!" And then me and the polar bear went off to steal nail clippers for the good people of HOLE IN THE JAR. Of course, there already was a hole in the jar, but we made an extra hole to be original. Then we delivered our nail clippers and the people thanked us with pickles. CRUNCHY. The end.

Hey, you guys know that most of my stuffed animals don't have a gender? If they want to be a boy at the moment, then they become a boy. But if they want to become a girl at the moment, then they become a girl. They switch a lot. I like my friends. They're cuddly, but sometimes I gotta ask them a lot of times what gender they feel like being for the moment. Total freedom. :]

Stupendous: A Happy Word

I LOVE YOU GUYS! Your brain, heart, and YOUR PEE PEE! EHEHEHEHE! ME LIKE. That's what it's supposed to be right? I love you guys. :] I'm going to see my sisters tomorrow and plus also I'm going to a family friend party tomorrow! :D YAY! I was looking at my stomach while I was peeing and pooing and it was SHRINKING. Oh my goodness. That was so flippin' entertaining, I cannot..wow. Just wow. It's quite incredible. It ESPECIALLY shrinks when you poop. I bet you guys are going to look at your stomachs when you poop and pee now. :] Hey, I've been getting runny poopies for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT. Sorry, too much info, but since you both are smart people, you guys can tell me if I am going to die. Or have a living death, like my hand says ;] I've been getting stomach cramps when I poop, so I fan myself, and it feels better.:] AHAHAHA! I've been reading tons and tons and tons! Ahaha, it's nice. Hmmm...what else to say? OH! I just came back from this restaurant place with my Dad, sis, and cousin. This lady came and she was talking really loudly on the phone and when she laughed, she SNORTED! IT WAS FUNNY! And Dad made a face. Ahahahaha! It was HILARIOUS! And then we went outside and Dad flicked at some mannequins' butts. AHAHAHAHA! :] He calls them pelicans. OH THE OTHER DAY AT RAGING WATERS, MY MOM SAID TO THIS RANDOM GUY, "YOU'RE HANDSOME! I LOVE YOU!" But I don't think he heard her. Just the type of thins I would do. :] Absolutely magnificent. I want to hear about your day. Is everyone working on exams? Is everyone busy at school? I miss you all. OH HEY! I CAN PLAY THE FIRST PAGE OF LOVE STORY. :] EHEHEHE! ANH QUOC, I GOTS A NEW SONG TO TEACH YOU, OR AT LEAST ONE PAGE OF A SONG! :D

So there was this papaya, and the papaya had cramp issues. So the papaya contacted AT&T. AT&T was all like, "OH NO HONEY, YOU GOTS TO PUT ON THE SCISSOR EARRINGS FIRST." AND OF COURSE BEING MY PAPAYA, IT SAID, "NO WAY JOSE! I AM NOT GOING TO PUT ON EARRINGS! YOU SAUSAGE!" So then AT&T replied, "I am sorry sir, but I am not a sausage. I am a great ancestor of the water bottle." Of course, the papaya was amazed, and screamed, "OH MY GOSH! NO WAY! YOU...ARE...RELATED...TO...OH MY GOSH!" The AT&T person replied,, "No I'm not related to OH MY GOSH!. I am related to SHIP BAM BO!." Then the papaya fainted from surprise, shock, and amazement. Then the AT&T person started singing, "OH BABY! I CANNOT SEE YOU! YOU IS MY FIRE! YOU CANNOT KNOW! OH BABY BABY!" Then the AT&T person stupendously hung up and picked up a mouse and put it on a scanner and printed out pictures of it's PEE PEE! Anyways my dears, you must always follow your brain, your heart, and your pee.

Most Sincerely,
Your awesome cousin,
Who is typing,
Who is breathing,
Who feels like she needs to fart soon,
Who just farted,
And now it stinks,
Like papaya,
Just kidding,
Or am I?
Mun Nguyen. :]

ACCEPTANCE LETTER

HEY YOU GUYS! I GOT ACCEPTED INTO MITTY! WUAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! Two private schools accepted me :] I rejected Notre Dame, but I might go to Mitty. Any feedback? I mean, I just got into the leadership program at EVHS, and I'm not sure I want to give that up. So should I go to EVHS or Mitty?

I LOVE YOU GUYS! MUAH MUAH MUAH! OHLALA DARLING! WE IS SO FRENCHY! LALALALALA! WE IS FRENCHY WITH KETCHUP! MUSTARD IS BAD FOR MY FRECKLES! WUAHAHAH! <3 I love you beautiful wonderful religious blog followers :]

Enthusiastic-ness

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED BRADY!
AND HE LIVED UP IN A TREE...
HE FOUND IT KIND OF SHADY...
SO HE SAID LET'S HAVE SOME TEA...
THIS MAN, HE LIKED TO MADY...
SOME ICE CREAM AND SOME PEE...
THIS MAN NAMED BRADY...
SOLD HIS ICE CREAM FOR FREE...
-AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS LEMONY...
DUN DUN DUN!

I am so ELATED! SO MANY FUN THINGS TO DO THIS SUMMER! Be Nau keeps on laughing 'cause I was laughing weird and I recorded it. I'll try to send it to you all! :] Wow, Nau just farted. It sounded weirder than Chi Tina's fart. :] Ehehehe, so I met this gorilla, and his name was Billy Bob. He started making his armpit fart and I told him, "Dude, you really need to give your armpit some tic tac." So he said, "OH YEAH?!" So I said, "YEAH PUNK." And then he put some tic tacs under his arm pit and I arranged his armpit hairs to make a tic-tac-toe outline. Then we played tic-tac-toe with the tic tacs under his armpit. :] I was the blue tic tacs and he was the green ones, AND THEN BRADY CAME, AND HE HAD YELLOW TIC TACS. Which I thought were white earlier.... :] Pumpkin squash is good for the lungs! I CANNOT WAIT TO GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN! It's HUGE! I might get lost. Uh oh. Maybe I can pee a route, and follow it...LIKE FOLLOWING THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD! And if any of you guys were wondering if I take time to think of awesome stuff to write like this, the answer is...no. It's all in the moment. I only give fresh words to you guys. JUST PULLED OUTTA THE OVEN FOLKS. OH YEAH! :] Okay, let's go to Hollywood now you guys! OR WE CAN VISIT ELMO IN ALPHABET LAND! WHEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm COLLIDING, I'M SASHAYING, I'M A BOOMBADEE! :]

A Thought

Some people are so scared to love. So scared to take risks and take chances. Too scared to go up to a stranger to say "Hi!" or smile. Hearts are made for loving. They're not made for you to keep in. Hearts are made to be thrown out there to enjoy sunshine, loving, living. Hearts aren't made to be secluded, or alone. I'd rather give my heart out everyday than keep it inside for the rest of my life; gathering dust.

Thank you my religious follower, we shall get bindis together.

Hey you guys, I just kind of...nevermind. But it sucks. Ask me if you want, but I don't want to post it.

I'm gonna write a story. Hope it gets published. :D Then I can knock something off my life list.

Anh Quoc, project phao?

Sorry for the lack of energy, it's guilt's fault.

What I See While Taking A Dump-oo

SOMEBODY SAVE ME! THE CANTALOUPES! THE CANTALOUPES! THEY ARE ATTACKING MY LARGE INTESTINE! HELPPPPP! Fan turns on. Great, just great. Instead of saving me, you decide to save your poor selves and TURN ON THE FAN SO MY CANTALOUPE POOP SMELL WON'T GET ON YOUR CLOTHES. GREAT, JUST GREAT. GET A CAN OF LYSOL WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. Dude, I was just kidd- AHHHHHH!!!!!! OH MY GOSH! AWAY FROM THE FACE! DO NOT TOUCH THE FACE! YOU WILL RUIN MY *AHEM* SIDE VIEW. GET AWAY FROM ME! SPRAY ON YOUR OWN FACE! PEOPLE THESE DAYS! Yeah, go get a box while you're at it. That's right, I TOLD YOU TO GET A BOX. STUFF YOURSELF IN IT! STUFF YOURSELF! BE A TURKEY. GOBBLE. GOBBLE. GOBBLE. WUAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, go get a dragon, turn yourself into Martin Luther King Jr. Ride that dragon and tell everyone 'bout your dream. You know you want to. Oh my gosh, you're turning into a feminist now. JOIN ME! WE SHALL BECOME ROUND TABLE. WUAHAHAHAHA! Take that Julius Caesar! BAM! Now what? YOU CAN'T GO TO THE BEATLES! THEY HAVE CARS! THEY'RE GONNA GO VROOM VROOM AND YOU CAN'T 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE CARS! YOU ONLY HAVE A PRINTER! HA! HA! HA HA! OH YEAH! I WENT THERE! TWO HA'S! WUAHAHAHA! YOUR PRINTER DOESN'T EVEN HAVE COLORED INK! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?! HUH?! HUH?! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU GO ON HOME! OH NO IT'S OUT OF THE PARK! Okay, I'm done for now. >:D *spooky smile* for now....EHEHEHEHE

"Simplicity makes me happy." -Alicia Keys

"If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom." -Alicia Keys

Scribbling

Munny and the Platypus:
Platypus: OMG. LIKE LIKE I HAVE WARM BLOOD BUT I LAY EGGS! OHMYGOSH!
Munny: OH YEAH?! I HAVE WARM BLOOD AND I DON'T LAY EGGS!
Platypus: Yeah right.
Munny: Well...I just lay eggs once in a while.
Platypus: AHA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
Munny: Yeah, I lay eggs on your dictionary!
Platypus: OH! IS THAT WHY IT'S CALLED WEBSTER DICTIONARY!?
Munny: You betcha. ~_~
Platypus: We should totally like turn that into a silly band.
Munny: OH YEAH! WE SHOULD! BUMBLE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE BUMBLEBEE TUNA!
Platypus: OOLALA! Did you know I was french? That's why I'm so exotic.
Munny: Wow, you just put me on the endangered list.

Sorry you guys, I couldn't help being random. Try to make sense of it? :] Ahahaha, I'm playing scrabble with Nau right now. ;D

I SAW MY HALF SISTERS AND MY NIECE AND NEPHEW TODAY! AHHHH! I'm so happy! I missed them so much! Chi Hai looks almost exactly like me, and she always freaks out when she sees me. It's so funny. :] It is sort of creepy how we look really alike, but she did her eyebrows and I didn't. But our eyebrows STILL LOOK THE SAME! IS THAT CRAZY OR WHAT?! Ahahaha, it's so awesome! Jason and Skyler are so adorable! I love them! We played ninja together, and our sisters started cracking up so much! It's their new favorite game. :] I love them. :D

Kumon tomorrow! Can't wait ish. Barbecue the other day was pretty fun. Swam a lot. Don't know what else to say. Sorry you guys. ;D

Munny in the House

So today, I spent all of my time in the house. CLEANING! Can you believe it? I'm almost done too! AHHH! Holy smokeroos. Well yeah. Looked at some photo albums with Nau and my Mom and WE SAW CHI TINA WITH CURLY HAIR AND ANH QUOC...WELL LOOKING MONKEY LIKE! AHHAAHHAHAHA! YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE! :] Eh, nothing super duper exciting...EXCEPT A BARBECUE ON SATURDAY! YAAYAYAYAYA! Chi tina are you coming?

Munny in the North Pole:
I'll write later. I'm too tired. *Sorry you guys* in a Munny accent. ;D ....SHOULD I? Jeez, I feel guilty now. 'Cause I'm supposed to make you guys SMILE. Whatever

Okay, so I was going absolutely BOINKERS 'CAUSE GUESS WHERE I WAS?! THAT'S RIGHT! IN THE NORTH POLE! BINGO! JEAPORDY! BALD MEN WITH BEARDS! alright, so...I was just chillin' (ahaha, get it? chillin' in the north pole? AHAHAHAHHAHAHA) and all of a sudden, I saw this tomato poking out of the ground. It wasn't any normal tomato either..it was...GIGANTIC! LIKE THE SIZE OF TWO BILLION SAUSAGES COMPRESSED TOGETHER! AND I SAID "HOLY SMOKEROOS! I'M NOT GOING HUNGRY TONIGHT!" So I turned into a potato tortilla and then a pickle and then a bottle of hand sanitizer and I shidoodled my way over to that big tomato. Then when I got to the tomato, I squirted myself (BOOM, FART NOISES! POW POW POW! MACHINE GUNS! EHEHEH! VIOLENT FARTING!) and cleaned that tomato, but then it started jiggling....OH MY GOODNESS, I JUST HAND SANITIZED SANTA CLAUS' BUTT! EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Then I started running like CRAZY! LIKE LIKE LIKE AN ENCHILADA RUNNING AWAY WHEN A CHIHUAHUA IS CHASING AFTER IT! HOLY CRACKERS! I GOT SCARED! AND SANTA CLAUS WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR HAND SANITIZING MY BUTT! WERE YOUR HANDS EVEN CLEAN?!!?" Okay, The end!

P.S. Next story Munny and the platypus