Okay, time to help Chi Tina! So many posts today! :] MUNNY MUNNY HA HA. MUNNY IN A RUMBLE. MUNNY IN THE..IN THE...IN THE POOPOO! WHEEE! Oh right, sorry Chi Tina. I got a tad carried away.
Okay, ideas..hmm....
What is there's a dog that says meow. Or a chicken that says gaga. Maybe there's a girl that has boxers on and she points at the button and says "WARNING: THAT'S NOT FOR AIR VENTILATION" How 'bout a fire extinguisher with jumbo shrimp inside. OH MY GOODNESS! OOMPALOOMPAS WITH TAMALES!!! YEAHH!!!!! OH! A FORTUNE TELLER READING SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND, AND ASKS, "HEY WHERE IS YOUR SUCCESS LINE?!" HOW 'BOUT A GIRL OR A BOY LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND HAPPY TO SEE WHAT THEY SEE?! HOW 'BOUT A PIECE OF SOAP THAT SAYS, "I DISLIKE IT VERY MUCH WHEN SOAP GETS IN MY MOUTH." HOW 'BOUT A ZOMBIE WITH A GIRLFRIEND. OR A GIRLFRIEND TELLING HER BOYFRIEND THAT HE SMELLS LIKE SAUSAGES?! You want more? Ask me. ;D
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Munny in the Boing Boing!
FIRST OFF: CONGRATULATIONS CHI TINA! LET'S BOUNCE ON TOILETS TOGETHER! BOING BOING BOING! ehehehe. Oh no! You're not supposed to fall in the toilet Chi Tina!!! ;D ..Man, you're wetter than Anh Ti when I drenched him in water. AHAHAHA! SUCKER!
SECOND OFF: YOU BET my randomness could cure cancer! Next thing you know, I'll get a Nobel Peace Prize for CURING CANCER! LIFE LIST TIME!
THIRD OFF: Thank you, you guys (in a Munny accent). I love you two. :]
FOURTH OFF: Chi Tina, of course I will help you with your bitter city project. ;D I got tons of ideas. ^__^
Alright, now my excitedness tinglys deflated enough for me to talk about Ninja Munny vs. The Peas. Alright. So I was wearing a BEE-YOO-TI-FUL beehive on my head and I was licking the scrumptious honey just drooling around me. And all of a sudden, MR. AND MRS. POTATO HEADS' KIDS WENT UP TO ME! Those peas got out of..of...OF THEIR ZIPPY SLEEPING BAG AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE, WE GOTTA HAVE THE HONEY 'CAUSE WE'RE ROUNDDD! And I said, "NO WAY JOSE! YOU GOTTA PASS MY APPLE JUICE CANAL TO MAKE IT!" SO THEN SO THEN SO THEN I took out my pair of boxers from the picnic basket, UNBUTTONED THE "AIR VENTILATION" PART AND OUT POPPED AN APPLE JUICE CANAL! Then the Peas said, "WHOA BABY!" And I said, "NO! NO! NO! NOT WHOA BABIES! IT'S WHOA MAMAS!" Then they shidoodled up to my canal and were like, "NEVERMIND. LOLZ. LOLZ. LOLZ." Then I said, "WUAHAHAHA!" and ran away. The End.
My Day:
So, I woke up. Then I checked my e-mail and LEADERSHIP ACCEPTANCE! :] Weeheehee. :] You like my new word? I started bouncing and screaming and jumped with Nau and ran to my Mom and screamed and went on the phone and told my dad and laughed and BOINGED ALL OVER THE PLACE. Then crammed in Geometry from "Geometry for Dummies". Then went to Kumon to register, got homework, and went home and here I am. Not too much today. Mostly math, math, math. My head's going to burst...like starbursts...like the yellow ones...MADE OUT OF PEE! STARBURST PEE! EHEHEHEHE! SOLD AT STARBUCKS. Oh how I love you imagination. :]
P.S. Next story: Munny and the North Pole
SECOND OFF: YOU BET my randomness could cure cancer! Next thing you know, I'll get a Nobel Peace Prize for CURING CANCER! LIFE LIST TIME!
THIRD OFF: Thank you, you guys (in a Munny accent). I love you two. :]
FOURTH OFF: Chi Tina, of course I will help you with your bitter city project. ;D I got tons of ideas. ^__^
Alright, now my excitedness tinglys deflated enough for me to talk about Ninja Munny vs. The Peas. Alright. So I was wearing a BEE-YOO-TI-FUL beehive on my head and I was licking the scrumptious honey just drooling around me. And all of a sudden, MR. AND MRS. POTATO HEADS' KIDS WENT UP TO ME! Those peas got out of..of...OF THEIR ZIPPY SLEEPING BAG AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE, WE GOTTA HAVE THE HONEY 'CAUSE WE'RE ROUNDDD! And I said, "NO WAY JOSE! YOU GOTTA PASS MY APPLE JUICE CANAL TO MAKE IT!" SO THEN SO THEN SO THEN I took out my pair of boxers from the picnic basket, UNBUTTONED THE "AIR VENTILATION" PART AND OUT POPPED AN APPLE JUICE CANAL! Then the Peas said, "WHOA BABY!" And I said, "NO! NO! NO! NOT WHOA BABIES! IT'S WHOA MAMAS!" Then they shidoodled up to my canal and were like, "NEVERMIND. LOLZ. LOLZ. LOLZ." Then I said, "WUAHAHAHA!" and ran away. The End.
My Day:
So, I woke up. Then I checked my e-mail and LEADERSHIP ACCEPTANCE! :] Weeheehee. :] You like my new word? I started bouncing and screaming and jumped with Nau and ran to my Mom and screamed and went on the phone and told my dad and laughed and BOINGED ALL OVER THE PLACE. Then crammed in Geometry from "Geometry for Dummies". Then went to Kumon to register, got homework, and went home and here I am. Not too much today. Mostly math, math, math. My head's going to burst...like starbursts...like the yellow ones...MADE OUT OF PEE! STARBURST PEE! EHEHEHEHE! SOLD AT STARBUCKS. Oh how I love you imagination. :]
P.S. Next story: Munny and the North Pole
MUNNY IN THE HAPPYLAND!!!!
AHHH! SORRY BUT I'M TOO EXCITED TO CONTINUE THE POST FROM YESTERDAY ABOUT ME VS. THE PEAS!!! BUT GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?!?!?! I GOT ACCEPTED INTO LEADERSHIP! HECK YES!!! AHHH!!! I JUST GOT THE E-MAIL RIGHT NOW AND I'M GOING TO LEAVE SOON SO I CAN JUMP ALL OVER THE HOUSE!!! BOING BOING BOING! I'LL MAKE TIGGER PROUD!!! :D
MUCH LOVE ALWAYS,
MUNNY MUNNY HAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWUAHAHAHAHWUAHAHHAAWUWUHAHAHAHA
MUCH LOVE ALWAYS,
MUNNY MUNNY HAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWUAHAHAHAHWUAHAHHAAWUWUHAHAHAHA
Monday, June 28, 2010
Munny in the Comeback? :D
Okay, where was I? OH YEAH! Switzerland and chocolate and "borrowing" (;D) and OOMPALOOMPAING! Alrighty folks. So I was strolling along Gumdrop Lane (they're not really gumdrops, they're jumbo shrimp balls in fire extinguishers) and all of a sudden A DELICIOUS SMELL LIKE CANTALOUPE WHEN YOU POOP IT OUT REACHED MY NOSE! Oh my goodness, I couldn't resist finding out who the poor fellow was that ate a cantaloupe and then poopied it out. EHEHEHEHE (Chi Tina is probably going "GROSS!!!"). So then I followed the smell and then my bangs shot up LIKE ACCORDION SNAKES and then they went like "WHOA BABY!" 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT I SAW?! I saw a delectable, huge, fantabulous, WAY WAY WAY WAY TALLER THAN ME x INFINITY, BUILDING MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE! SO THEN I DELIGHTED IN MY DISCOVERY WITH MY TALKING BANGS AND WE LOOKED LIKE THIS: O___O. BUT WITH A SMILE AND WE KEPT ON SAYING "WHOA BABY!". THEN I couldn't help it, so I "borrowed" an itsy bitsy piece of the chocolate on the building and I started running away. But all of a sudden an oompaloompa came running out WHICH WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR BECAUSE I WAS OFF NINJA DUTY. GEE WHIZ. PISH POSH. POKE! And then we started RUNNING but that oompaloompa was FAST. So I boinked the oompaloompa with my tamale (in my pocket at the time). See, a fact that a lot of people do not know is that oompaloompas absolutely ADORE tamales! That's why their heads are so pointy. Well anyways the oompaloompa got distracted and I ran safely away. ;D
My Day:
Being at Hana and Hailey's was pretty fun...except for we had to be extra extra quiet for baby Hayden to sleep. So last night we watched "Princess and the Frog" and that movie is PLAIN AWESOME! Then we went to sleep. Then we woke up and found out I kicked a lot of toys to the ground "by accident". IT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT. I was practicing my ninja moves. Never enough practice. Psh. Well after that, we ate cereal and watched Disney for a bit. Then, Nau taught Hailey and I taught Hana (out of these workbook thingys). After those thing a ma booobers (BOO-BEES; EHEHEHEHE) we hung out in the room 'cause we were supposed to be quiet. Then we came out and played with the car and the whole family came out and we were like WHOOO! AND ME AND HANA RODE ON ONE BIKE AND WE WOULD LEAN TO TURN. SO I CAME UP WITH:
Me: We lean like what?!
Hana: LIKE A LEAN CHICKEN!
TOGETHER: WOOHOO!
Always time to spice up turns. We lean like a chicken. ;D All improv right there. 100%. :] Then Mommy picked us up, gave her a kissy (like you Anh Ti!) and then we went home and here I am.
Replies:
CHI TINA IN THE POTTY! <3 (you have to admit that has a nice ring to it)
EHEHE! ANH TI YOU ATE EVERYTHING!? DID YOU EAT THE WATER FILTER?! I HEARD THAT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS! NO NO NO! SAVE THAT GOODY FOR EXAMS! SAVE IT!
I love you all. <3 :]
P.S. Next story: The Ninja Munny vs. The Peas
My Day:
Being at Hana and Hailey's was pretty fun...except for we had to be extra extra quiet for baby Hayden to sleep. So last night we watched "Princess and the Frog" and that movie is PLAIN AWESOME! Then we went to sleep. Then we woke up and found out I kicked a lot of toys to the ground "by accident". IT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT. I was practicing my ninja moves. Never enough practice. Psh. Well after that, we ate cereal and watched Disney for a bit. Then, Nau taught Hailey and I taught Hana (out of these workbook thingys). After those thing a ma booobers (BOO-BEES; EHEHEHEHE) we hung out in the room 'cause we were supposed to be quiet. Then we came out and played with the car and the whole family came out and we were like WHOOO! AND ME AND HANA RODE ON ONE BIKE AND WE WOULD LEAN TO TURN. SO I CAME UP WITH:
Me: We lean like what?!
Hana: LIKE A LEAN CHICKEN!
TOGETHER: WOOHOO!
Always time to spice up turns. We lean like a chicken. ;D All improv right there. 100%. :] Then Mommy picked us up, gave her a kissy (like you Anh Ti!) and then we went home and here I am.
Replies:
CHI TINA IN THE POTTY! <3 (you have to admit that has a nice ring to it)
EHEHE! ANH TI YOU ATE EVERYTHING!? DID YOU EAT THE WATER FILTER?! I HEARD THAT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS! NO NO NO! SAVE THAT GOODY FOR EXAMS! SAVE IT!
I love you all. <3 :]
P.S. Next story: The Ninja Munny vs. The Peas
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Munny in the Jungle
Okay, so as I said in the post before, I was kicking Captain Crunch's butt, BUT (ahaha butt followed by but EHEHEHEHE) GUESS WHO HAD TO SPOIL THE FUN?! THE DARN TRIX RABBIT AND THE DARN KIDS THAT ALWAYS STALK HIM. :[ "No silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!" You know what kids? I'll get that Lucky Charms leprechaun to chase YOU and see how YOU feel being chased. Geez. Well anyway, after that I just went back home. All it takes is a rabbit and stalker kids to ruin your fun. Sheesh. Went home and when I woke up, WORLD CUP WAS ON!!!! Poor Beckham. You poor fellow. Couldn't join in the fun with your red uniform buddies. Had fun screaming with Mom and Dad. I also cheered on the inside because some of those soccer players had EXTREMELY wonderful noses. I just love the structure and how the green grass just really brings out their NOSE. Ehehe, I wonder what they look like when they pick their nose....Does their nose get bigger after that? Hmmmm. After, me and Nau washed the car. WHEEEEEEEE!!!!! Great fun. Soaped up the car really good and "accidentally" sprayed Nau with the hose. :] After that, Dad came home with PHONES TO CLEAN! YAY! That was exciting. Used the toothbrush to get the stubborn dust particles out, so on so forth. Very complicated process. After that, I ate and worked on some Geo. Then took a mini nap with Nau and woke up to go the market with Mommy. Then came home ate took a shower AND HERE I AM! Missing everyone! I'm glad I made you smile Chi Tina, and Anh Quoc admit it. I bet I made you crack up. :]
P.S. I'm headed off to a sleepover at Hana's house soon! GET READY TO RUMBLE WITH THE CHICKENNSSS!
P.S. 2 This time, I went to Switzerland and stole chocolate. Then I came running back home and of all people, an oompaloompa was chasing me. Great, just great. Tell more soon! :]
P.S. I'm headed off to a sleepover at Hana's house soon! GET READY TO RUMBLE WITH THE CHICKENNSSS!
P.S. 2 This time, I went to Switzerland and stole chocolate. Then I came running back home and of all people, an oompaloompa was chasing me. Great, just great. Tell more soon! :]
Saturday, June 26, 2010
So Today...
Was pretty productive. Chi Tina drove me and Nau home. Then, I took a shower. OH SHOWER! HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU SO! And then I ate breakfast and OH MILK! MY BEAUTIFUL BRAIN JUICE! I drank quite a bit. I think I relaxed for a bit before running a mile. Well...I walked the last part. My stomach cramps got too bad. Eh, oh well. After that, watched soccer with Ma Hai! AHHHHH! WE SCREAMED SO MUCH! And we also jumped from the sofa and yelled and jumped. Oh Donovan, I love your shiny head. It is absolutely adorable. Plus you're a good kicker. I wonder if your legs are as shiny as your head. Your forehead is quite an eye boggler. Ah, calloo callay. You think we were immature? Oh pish posh. I'll immature your butt. Wait that didn't make sense. Maybe I should get a piece of toilet paper and say "OH MY GOSH...NO WAY KEN! THIS IS CHARMIN'!" AND THEN I could act like the red and blue bear and wipe the toilet paper on my butt and not get any paper left behind. Well anyways, later on me and Nau went to Kumon to take this test. I did not like it AT ALL. It made my brain hurt. Sigh. So now, I chillaxed with my baby Zing a bit. Oh Zing, your strings are so...Zing? Ahahaha, I love my poetic attempts. My to-do list so far: Finish "Geometry for Dummies" / Get started on project phao (AHEM ANH TI) / Knock things off my life list / Clean up my room. That's it folks. EHEHEHEHE. :]
P.S. I also kicked some Captain Crunch butt today. His butt actually makes a crunching sound when you kick it. Gasp my friends, gasp.
P.S. I also kicked some Captain Crunch butt today. His butt actually makes a crunching sound when you kick it. Gasp my friends, gasp.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Dear Anh Ti,
You wish that your sonic boom of a fart would be able to beat my watery farts. Bring it on. My fart powered jet boat will beat your sonic boom airplane any day. :] Hope you have fun....LEARNING! SUCKER!!!! Ahahaha. You shall be missed.
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