WOOHOO!

HEY YOU GUYS! SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN BLOGGING IN A WHILE! I LOOOOOVE HIGHSCHOOL! WOOOOHOO! :] Ehehehe, Leadership is really cool, I LOVE IT! I like my other teachers too. They're really awesome. Chi Tina, I think you would like my english teacher. Her class is super different. I'll tell you about it another time. Remind me! I almost got dumped in the trash can you guys! My friends were "hugging" me. Mhmm. I have awesome abs. I'll let you guys poke it when you visit. It's awesome. :] Ehehe. What else? Ummm...I BOUGHT A BOOK. AND IT'S CALLED "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD" and it looks yummy. I'm gonna eat it up. You guys know me. :] Oh btw, I have stopped having runny poopies. YAY! Um, what else? I got lost on the first day, but it was all good. I made tons of new friends, and I like making weird faces at them. :] They start cracking up. I think I'm gonna try out for Girl's football, badminton, track & field, and possibly softball. Miss you guys! Tell me what's happening! :]

Okay, so I saw this bird, and his name was Elmer. And i said HI ELMER. And ELMER was all like, OH MY GOSH. HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? And I said, there's a tattoo on your butt that says it! and elmer was all like, OH MY GOSH YOU LOOKED THERE? And I said, WELL I HAD TO BECAUSE SOMEONE HERE POOPED ON ME. And Elmer said, OH MY GOSH! I'M SO SORRY! I POOP ELMER'S GLUE ALL THE TIME! AND THE COW ON THE GLUE COMES OUT! and i freaked out and asked, IS THERE A COW ON MY HEAD?!!?!? And Elmer poked me and said, No, but there's one on your shoulder. So then I didn't freak out, I only hyperventilated, and I petted the cow, and said "nice doggy." Then the cow meowed and then I said woof woof and the cow went home to jump over a spoon. The End.

Current Events

Okay YOU GUYS, NOBODY TOLD ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BLADDER. Hello, YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS STUFF, with your awesome brain powers. So if I have runny poopies for a ton of days, what does that mean?!?! SAVE ME! SAVE THE WHALES!! AWHOOOO! I've decided not to go to Mitty. I am determined to get into Stanford, and I'm going to do it without Mitty. I HAVE PEE POWER. I can pee pressurize the committee into letting me in their school. It's a done deal. ;] My cousin and uncle just came in from Vietnam! My cousin is gonna be a freshman at the school I'm going to, so I'll take good care of him. I'm going on a road trip later this week, with my uncle's family. I LOVE HIS FAMILY. Uncle Ti! YAY! I can't wait! We're going to Canada, and I'm going with my cousins to Great America tomorrow.

HEY ANH QUOC, I MADE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR FOOD RIGHT?! CHI TINA, LET PEOPLE READ MY BLOG. LET MY PEOPLE GO! I AM MOSES. I CONTROL YOU WITH MY STICK THAT TURNS INTO A SNAKE. THEN IT TURNS INTO A STICK AGAIN, AND IT'S CURVY. :] I miss you guys. <3

I was wrestling with a polar bear, and then the polar bear got distracted by a mouse. Then I was amazed, and I said, "HEY, aren't elephants supposed to be distracted by mice? Not big thingys like you?" Then the polar bear said, "I"M NOT A THINGY! I AM A SHOOMBADI! AND THAT IS THE END OF IT MISTER!" And of course, I wasn't a mister at the time, so once the polar bear said mister, I ran off to get a mustache made from gold fibers and I came back and said, "I AM ROBIN HOOD!" And then me and the polar bear went off to steal nail clippers for the good people of HOLE IN THE JAR. Of course, there already was a hole in the jar, but we made an extra hole to be original. Then we delivered our nail clippers and the people thanked us with pickles. CRUNCHY. The end.

Hey, you guys know that most of my stuffed animals don't have a gender? If they want to be a boy at the moment, then they become a boy. But if they want to become a girl at the moment, then they become a girl. They switch a lot. I like my friends. They're cuddly, but sometimes I gotta ask them a lot of times what gender they feel like being for the moment. Total freedom. :]

Stupendous: A Happy Word

I LOVE YOU GUYS! Your brain, heart, and YOUR PEE PEE! EHEHEHEHE! ME LIKE. That's what it's supposed to be right? I love you guys. :] I'm going to see my sisters tomorrow and plus also I'm going to a family friend party tomorrow! :D YAY! I was looking at my stomach while I was peeing and pooing and it was SHRINKING. Oh my goodness. That was so flippin' entertaining, I cannot..wow. Just wow. It's quite incredible. It ESPECIALLY shrinks when you poop. I bet you guys are going to look at your stomachs when you poop and pee now. :] Hey, I've been getting runny poopies for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT. Sorry, too much info, but since you both are smart people, you guys can tell me if I am going to die. Or have a living death, like my hand says ;] I've been getting stomach cramps when I poop, so I fan myself, and it feels better.:] AHAHAHA! I've been reading tons and tons and tons! Ahaha, it's nice. Hmmm...what else to say? OH! I just came back from this restaurant place with my Dad, sis, and cousin. This lady came and she was talking really loudly on the phone and when she laughed, she SNORTED! IT WAS FUNNY! And Dad made a face. Ahahahaha! It was HILARIOUS! And then we went outside and Dad flicked at some mannequins' butts. AHAHAHAHA! :] He calls them pelicans. OH THE OTHER DAY AT RAGING WATERS, MY MOM SAID TO THIS RANDOM GUY, "YOU'RE HANDSOME! I LOVE YOU!" But I don't think he heard her. Just the type of thins I would do. :] Absolutely magnificent. I want to hear about your day. Is everyone working on exams? Is everyone busy at school? I miss you all. OH HEY! I CAN PLAY THE FIRST PAGE OF LOVE STORY. :] EHEHEHE! ANH QUOC, I GOTS A NEW SONG TO TEACH YOU, OR AT LEAST ONE PAGE OF A SONG! :D

So there was this papaya, and the papaya had cramp issues. So the papaya contacted AT&T. AT&T was all like, "OH NO HONEY, YOU GOTS TO PUT ON THE SCISSOR EARRINGS FIRST." AND OF COURSE BEING MY PAPAYA, IT SAID, "NO WAY JOSE! I AM NOT GOING TO PUT ON EARRINGS! YOU SAUSAGE!" So then AT&T replied, "I am sorry sir, but I am not a sausage. I am a great ancestor of the water bottle." Of course, the papaya was amazed, and screamed, "OH MY GOSH! NO WAY! YOU...ARE...RELATED...TO...OH MY GOSH!" The AT&T person replied,, "No I'm not related to OH MY GOSH!. I am related to SHIP BAM BO!." Then the papaya fainted from surprise, shock, and amazement. Then the AT&T person started singing, "OH BABY! I CANNOT SEE YOU! YOU IS MY FIRE! YOU CANNOT KNOW! OH BABY BABY!" Then the AT&T person stupendously hung up and picked up a mouse and put it on a scanner and printed out pictures of it's PEE PEE! Anyways my dears, you must always follow your brain, your heart, and your pee.

Most Sincerely,
Your awesome cousin,
Who is typing,
Who is breathing,
Who feels like she needs to fart soon,
Who just farted,
And now it stinks,
Like papaya,
Just kidding,
Or am I?
Mun Nguyen. :]

ACCEPTANCE LETTER

HEY YOU GUYS! I GOT ACCEPTED INTO MITTY! WUAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! Two private schools accepted me :] I rejected Notre Dame, but I might go to Mitty. Any feedback? I mean, I just got into the leadership program at EVHS, and I'm not sure I want to give that up. So should I go to EVHS or Mitty?

I LOVE YOU GUYS! MUAH MUAH MUAH! OHLALA DARLING! WE IS SO FRENCHY! LALALALALA! WE IS FRENCHY WITH KETCHUP! MUSTARD IS BAD FOR MY FRECKLES! WUAHAHAH! <3 I love you beautiful wonderful religious blog followers :]

Enthusiastic-ness

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED BRADY!
AND HE LIVED UP IN A TREE...
HE FOUND IT KIND OF SHADY...
SO HE SAID LET'S HAVE SOME TEA...
THIS MAN, HE LIKED TO MADY...
SOME ICE CREAM AND SOME PEE...
THIS MAN NAMED BRADY...
SOLD HIS ICE CREAM FOR FREE...
-AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS LEMONY...
DUN DUN DUN!

I am so ELATED! SO MANY FUN THINGS TO DO THIS SUMMER! Be Nau keeps on laughing 'cause I was laughing weird and I recorded it. I'll try to send it to you all! :] Wow, Nau just farted. It sounded weirder than Chi Tina's fart. :] Ehehehe, so I met this gorilla, and his name was Billy Bob. He started making his armpit fart and I told him, "Dude, you really need to give your armpit some tic tac." So he said, "OH YEAH?!" So I said, "YEAH PUNK." And then he put some tic tacs under his arm pit and I arranged his armpit hairs to make a tic-tac-toe outline. Then we played tic-tac-toe with the tic tacs under his armpit. :] I was the blue tic tacs and he was the green ones, AND THEN BRADY CAME, AND HE HAD YELLOW TIC TACS. Which I thought were white earlier.... :] Pumpkin squash is good for the lungs! I CANNOT WAIT TO GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN! It's HUGE! I might get lost. Uh oh. Maybe I can pee a route, and follow it...LIKE FOLLOWING THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD! And if any of you guys were wondering if I take time to think of awesome stuff to write like this, the answer is...no. It's all in the moment. I only give fresh words to you guys. JUST PULLED OUTTA THE OVEN FOLKS. OH YEAH! :] Okay, let's go to Hollywood now you guys! OR WE CAN VISIT ELMO IN ALPHABET LAND! WHEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm COLLIDING, I'M SASHAYING, I'M A BOOMBADEE! :]

A Thought

Some people are so scared to love. So scared to take risks and take chances. Too scared to go up to a stranger to say "Hi!" or smile. Hearts are made for loving. They're not made for you to keep in. Hearts are made to be thrown out there to enjoy sunshine, loving, living. Hearts aren't made to be secluded, or alone. I'd rather give my heart out everyday than keep it inside for the rest of my life; gathering dust.

Thank you my religious follower, we shall get bindis together.

Hey you guys, I just kind of...nevermind. But it sucks. Ask me if you want, but I don't want to post it.

I'm gonna write a story. Hope it gets published. :D Then I can knock something off my life list.

Anh Quoc, project phao?

Sorry for the lack of energy, it's guilt's fault.